LEE BROOM BADINAGE
How many millions are in a trillion?
How many leaves in a forest?
How many souls exist in forever?
How many came before us?
Where is it written?’Where are the answers? 51 more words
1 week ago
If I had ever felt a part of the #hoi polloi, I certainly did at that moment, but he’d forgotten his pet name for me, and I was seething Red.
1 week, 2 days ago
As I picked mushy, hirsute discs the color of soap scum from the shower drain, Tony relayed to me that recent #pecuniary complications would force me to get a job.
1 week, 3 days ago
Although not raised Catholic, Tony’s guilt played tricks on him and #somaticized into a tremendous spring shedding.
1 week, 4 days ago
ANY EXCUSE FOR A RHYME.
How many came before us? 60 more words
1 week, 6 days ago
Melting in the face of flattery was #endemic to his fragile ego, and flatter I did: “Your hair is as lush as a 15-year old’s, my sweet Tony,” I offered, keeping a whittler’s knife nearby in the event Geppetto was otherwise detained.
Luckily for me, we had moved to the tropics, and my #wafflestompers, tucked away in a mountain attic along with my wedding gown, wouldn’t give my stealth self away.