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Currency exchange rates change daily.

It’s very rare that I’m really embarrassed to have gone to USC. (Oh, and apparently it’s now really rare that I write. And absolutely NOT to quote that horrendous sketch-that-makes-me-want-to-kill-Keenan-Thompson-but-not-in-a-hate-crimey-kind-of-way-AT-ALL, but  “What’s up with that?” Sorry….)  But today. 753 more words

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And I’m sorry if you do too and you’re angry at me for being the laziest blogger in the entire world lately. Why? Because I exercise now (yikes!) and like living in the real world sometimes (double yikes!). 348 more words


We all know how to flush a toilet.

Saturday night I went to a birthday celebration.  ‘Twas fantastic.  A lot of that had to do with the fact that we went to a BYOB restaurant and got pretty shitty drunk for pretty cheap.  260 more words

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I'm Snoop Dogg.

No, I haven’t been smoking mad weed, thus explaining why I haven’t posted in over a month.  That’s because I suck at life.

But seriously, LOOK: 255 more words

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Typewriters are still useful.

On Saturday my body got into a fight with Jose Cuervo.  And then Coors Light decided to get involved.  And it was a huge clusterfuck.  And they won. 161 more words

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It's spelled "douche."

I probably hear the word “douche” 35 times a day, minimum.

I probably see “douche” misspelled about 45 times a day.

Duche, deusch, duesh, deush, dusche. 53 more words

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Running out of gas isn't always a bad thing.

Today I ran out of gas for the first time.  It was awesome.

I should have known that today was going to  be the day it would happen.   440 more words

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