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How Government Employees Got Started

Once  upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.

He called the royal weather forecaster and  asked about the upcoming  weather conditions. 242 more words


Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:
“Beauty Contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”

“I am entering” said Snow White.
After half an hour Snow White comes out and they ask her, … 100 more words



Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was  replaced. 259 more words