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How Government Employees Got Started

Once  upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.

He called the royal weather forecaster and  asked about the upcoming  weather conditions. 242 more words

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Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:
“Beauty Contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”

“I am entering” said Snow White.
After half an hour Snow White comes out and they ask her, … 100 more words

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OLD BUTCH

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was  replaced. 259 more words

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FARM MATH

A farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his three sons. When his sons opened up the will it read:

My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses; 174 more words

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A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! Gotta love this Judge!

A FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. 182 more words

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Aphorism

Aphorism = “An aphorism is a concise statement that is made in a matter of fact tone to state a principle or an opinion that is generally understood to be a universal truth. 376 more words

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Sunday Funnies

While much of our countrymen and women are freezing with snow up to their armpits, Arizona is finally getting some much needed rain. The temperature at 5:00 a.m.  362 more words