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Learn another language - slam a door

I taught myself to slam doors as a second language. I picked up a bit of it when I was a teenager, but I attained fluency after I got married. 541 more words

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Mother's Day: In praise of benign neglect

My mother breathed for me until I could breathe on my own, though apparently after I reluctantly squeezed through the channel into the outside world, I needed a slap on the bottom to start doing things on my own. 611 more words

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