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Capsule Pants

Does your child inconsiderately grow at a ridiculous rate while insisting on being clothed day-to-day, week-to-week, year-to-year? Are your pants too snug now that you spend all your free time snuggling with your new boo? 362 more words



Do you have a great sense of style but lack the stamina high-end fashion requires? Has your choice in conversation suggested to your friends, family and co-workers you wouldn’t want to discuss, in detail, the disagreements between Meek Mill and Drake? 247 more words



You never want a wine key until you want to let a red breathe. And until you have a hang nail or a crab-claw-like growth draped across your toe  you probably don’t care where your nail clippers are. 430 more words


The Deglistener

Do you cry from your eyes and your arm pits? Do you worry heated conversations will result in strained relationships AND streams of sweat?

For the lady who wants to feel her feelings without feeling gross RinkDink Pro has created The Deglistener! 120 more words



Do you walk down the cereal aisle, nostalgic for the sugared cardboard squares of your youth, but responsibly reach for the Tree Bark Lite instead? Are you bored with the polite pretension in the current selection of coffee creamers? 145 more words


Things that Should Exist But Somehow Don't: Part 2- App Version

Here’s part one.

20. An app or something where at a restaurant you can figure out what the people at the table next to you are eating because it looks amazing but you’re too awkward to ask them or the waiter/waitress what it is. 401 more words


Arm Holders

Your arms are for holding things, but what holds your arms?

Right now, nothing; and that should change. How many times have you been doing some activity – whisking dozens of eggs, … 102 more words