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For Dr. Simpson

Between 1984 and 1991 I attended a small primary school on the edge of Ballymena. It was called Carniny, (the ‘n’s’ and ‘r’ rolled softly round the mouth like the tiny mountains they resembled. 1,544 more words


Rationing for heart sufferers!

Share Heart Matters and win a tablet this month

Thanks but I have 100 in a bottle already.Surely the situation iis not so desperate.


Or Jesus won't half give a spank.

Pray Father, give me your blessing

To my peccadilloes, I am now confessing.

Please name them in rank,

From a  theft to a wank.

Or Jesus won’t half you en- spank. 193 more words


Be awry if you can

 Flowers already in bloom by Mike Flemming.2016.Copyright

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How not to pronounce awry

I could tell you a fun little story
But awry is not pronounced aw-ri… 249 more words