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Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Genre: Action/Adventure

Cast: Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper

Synopsis: Two Italian-American plumbers travel to an alternate dimension ruled by evolved dinosaurs in order to save the fungus princess and her father who has been turned into a bad case of hemorrhoids. 659 more words


It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a... bug?

Recently I decided to change up my walking route.  Sometime last week, when the weather (meaning the humidity) was okay, I noticed I was maintaining my usual pace, but it was getting really easy.   633 more words


Making Friends In Food Courts

I have caught the Plague (read: some sort of cold that has me blinking drearily and trying not to fall asleep on my desk with a headache. 351 more words

Life Choices

[Photo] Bathroom Stall Poetry

Um, what? Pretty sure there’s no rainbow in my soul, but thanks.



What are you going to do with your college degree?

Well random relative, teacher, student, friend let me put this simply: I have no idea. 308 more words

Poems And Other Not So Pretty Things


A man walked
into a bar,

snake under
his jacket

it bit him,

because he
was an
for keeping
a snake
in a jacket.