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Hello, Officer, I’d like to report an abduction.
You’re reporting three abductions?
Yes. It was aliens, I think. One abduction seems to be for the better, so I’d like to leave that one alone, but the other two are not good. 756 more words
Being a mom (or dad) means that you will occasionally or frequently lose sleep. Tell you something you don’t know, right? I’ve only been a mom for nearly three years, but I can already imagine how I… 458 more words
Unthreesonable. Yeah, it’s a noun. My wife coined it, and it has all sorts of applications.
Kid is holding his crotch and moonwalking like Michael Jackson, then tells you “no” when you ask if he needs to go to the bathroom… THEN, five minutes later, pees his pants? 356 more words