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Scientists Blue Ball Humanity from Getting Alien Poon

BY Sum Rando Gi
Former Disfigure Skater

NEW YORK CITY, NY— Scientists theorize that a recently-discovered object orbiting a distant star may very likely be a Jupiter-sized alien superstructure. 453 more words

News

Everything Has Tits And Explosions In It These Days

In a break from the heavy stuff I’ve been doing over the past few weeks here’s my self-aggrandising ranting about how everyone tries to get me to watch a new show by telling me that there’s tits, explosions and attractive women in it.

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Social Commentary

A Weekend for Blowjobs (1)

This is another story about Rachel. You can learn more about her here and here should you be interested, or may have forgotten about her. I sure haven’t. 708 more words

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Chocolate

      Look.

We supposed we could not be,
right?

We took stock and made impressions,
like two kids playing with
mud.

We shaped and re-shaped and then we… 78 more words

Poetry