I know it might sound mean to say that my niece’s first birthday party was shitty – but please understand that I’m being literal here, not figurative! 870 more words
The fact that I can mosey along through life in my delusional bubble and still haven't gotten and ass-woopin' reaffirms my conviction that I'm either so funny and charming that it makes me irresistible or I'm so cheeseball crazy that people just assume most of what I'm saying is nonsense and ignore it... Thoughts?
I got a comment from Celtic illumination, aka the loveliest pair of legs in Ireland about something I mentioned off-handedly in this post. Those legs are off on a secret cabal to become the Master Candle Maker in the world and considering that the double top secret world of candle making is extremely cutthroat, I’m offering support where I can. 759 more words
As we all go about planning our family events for the 4th of July next week, I cant help but think back on a memorable family get-together a few years ago...Typical chaos ensued and of course it ended up with me getting assaulted and embarrassed, but what else would you come to expect from me? Enjoy this and enjoy your planning!