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Talk about a crappy party!

 

I know it might sound mean to say that my niece’s first birthday party was shitty – but please understand that I’m being literal here, not figurative! 870 more words

Too Crazy To Classify

How have I not had the shit kicked out of me yet?

As hard as it is to believe for anyone that knows me, I have never actually been in a fist fight in my life. Many, many, many, many times, I really should have had the stuffing knocked out of me, but by some… 1,377 more words

No One To Blame But Myself...

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The fact that I can mosey along through life in my delusional bubble and still haven't gotten and ass-woopin' reaffirms my conviction that I'm either so funny and charming that it makes me irresistible or I'm so cheeseball crazy that people just assume most of what I'm saying is nonsense and ignore it... Thoughts?  

If you're laughing at this, my wife probably isn't - Part three: Does it still count if it's her aunt I mount?

I got a comment from Celtic illumination, aka the loveliest pair of legs in Ireland about something I mentioned off-handedly in this post. Those legs are off on a secret cabal to become the Master Candle Maker in the world and considering that the double top secret world of candle making is extremely cutthroat, I’m offering support where I can.  759 more words

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Fat Camp

It’s funny, because when I used to talk about my aunt owning a fat camp (a weight loss summer camp for kids) and having worked there, people never believed it. 2,158 more words

Family Stories

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As we all go about planning our family events for the 4th of July next week, I cant help but think back on a memorable family get-together a few years ago...Typical chaos ensued and of course it ended up with me getting assaulted and embarrassed, but what else would you come to expect from me? Enjoy this and enjoy your planning!   family plaque

Three Quick Things

1 – This shirt is Awesome!

2 – Have you liked my Facebook page yet? What are you waiting for? Get over there and do it right now… 51 more words

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Rats All Folks!

Marlene and I just saw a crazy guy in Times Square with three rats on his body taking pictures with tourists. One rat sat on each shoulder and one on his hat. 1,352 more words

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