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Stuff They Told Me

I was reflecting upon all the stuff I was told as I grew up and wondered why I’m kinda normal. When a tooth fell out I placed it beneath my pillow whereupon a mysterious Fairylike creature sneaked into my room, I assumed she lifted my head and replaced it with a sixpence, but apparently the tooth crawled out from beneath the pillow so as not to wake me. 207 more words


Stole and the Missing Teeth

Stole was sitting on the fence in front of an intimidating gothic mansion with barred windows  and surrounded by dead oaks. It looked like something out of a bad horror movie, but Stole was unimpressed.   1,505 more words


Why Unicorns are Evil

Unicorns eat tooth fairies

Their horns are made out of teeth

They may look sweet from the outside

But are pure evil underneath

Years ago the fairies flourished… 143 more words