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Toothpick by Blair Gaulton

Psychotic toothpick
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Feb 2018




i’ll take this toothpick
chew it like a boss
between my teeth
tell you how i skinned the saber-tooth
impregnated a colony of virgins… 28 more words

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