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Guardian dental floss toothpics

My wife bought some of these toothpicks because she had something stuck in her teeth, while walking in town. As she just wanted the foreign object out, she bought these toothpicks at Guardian and now, she has too many of them. 74 more words

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How to make toothpick doll

The toothpick is known to predate the arrival of early modern humans. It is the oldest instrument for the dental cleaning.

According to Wiki,” The Homo sapiens, have shown clear signs of having teeth that were picked with a tool. 18 more words

Kingdom Travel

BACON WRAPPED ARTICHOKE HEARTS

Back in the late 90’s I went through a body building phase. Now, when I say that, I don’t mean that I competed or anything but I did enter a contest with my then boyfriend, now husband for EAS. 204 more words

Vintage Pineapple

Why I Can't Have Nice Things

Let me tell you about the night I’ve had…

It was an OC-D’s worst nightmare. Actually, that’s not entirely true. An OC-D’s worst nightmare would involve broken glass and Elmer’s glue, but I digress… 544 more words

Five-Hundred Word Challenge 396: Spiffy New Tongue

Once upon a time there was a person who was working in an office.

On one particular day, they were chewing on a toothpick, as their teeth at one point needed picking, but not at the point where they were chewing as the picking had by then been completed and now they were just chewing on a toothpick, as you do sometimes when you are bored and trying to kill time, for there is now an object in your mouth that has helped to dislodge other objects and whilst it is a small bit of wood, you still feel like chewing something and don’t have any gum handy to chew, so instead you’ll chew on the toothpick as that is at least already partially in your mouth and it’s much better than chewing on your own tongue which is something that you don’t want to do, unless you do want to chew on your own tongue, in which case be my guest, but most people don’t want to do that as it’s probably a dangerous thing to do and if you end up biting really hard onto your tongue by accident you’ll end up with a bit of a mess on your hands which may lead to you going to hospital to get your tongue sewed back together unless the bit that was bitten off atrophies really quickly, in which case you may have a shorter tongue for the rest of your life which you would probably get used to, but it would most likely cause a few issues at first and then you’d have to learn to cope with the sudden loss and whilst you would get used to it eventually, you may still get something akin to a phantom limb, but that’s the path you walked and it is now one you must continue walking as there is no diversion that you can now take unless somehow there is some sort of tongue transplant invented which would mean you’d be in luck as, due to your accident you would now be able to sign up as a test patient for the transplant and you’d have a spiffy new tongue tip (so long as the tongue didn’t reject it), which would then lead to your feeling some sense of completion, but it would never be your original tongue as it is a tongue tip that belonged to someone else and nothing you can do will change that, so you’d have to get used to it and deal with the new change that has now come your way, so you’d better get used to it as you cannot turn back the clock and instead of chewing on your own tongue, choose instead to chew on a toothpick, so you’re now stuck with this new alleviation to a life of having a tongue that was not a complete tongue. 65 more words

Life

I Have A Toothpick In My Foot

I am not kidding. This 19 year old mujer has a toothpick in her left foot for over 10 years. You may be wondering, WHY DO YOU HAVE A TOOTHPICK IN YOUR FOOT?! 2,423 more words

Chelsea MA

Toothpick by Blair Gaulton

Toothpick
Psychotic toothpick
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Feb 2018

Poetry