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Alcoholic townie frequently attends commencement ceremonies to beat shit out of honors graduates to make self feel better

Written by Patty Me Fanny, Staff Writer.

Lincoln, IL–Lincoln High School Class of 2010 graduate Chuck Feisty was tackled to the ground by authorities who anticipated his rowdiness at the graduation ceremony this afternoon. 436 more words

Satire

Joke Presents: Town of Salem "The Mayor"

There were a good six of us who ran in the election to become mayor of the town, I only ran myself because I wanted to get Salem back on its feet. 319 more words

Thee Bad Joke

Review- Townie in Berkley, California

Berkley is fun. There is a great blend of people who call Berkley home. During our time in Berkley, we walked and walked.. aaaand walked.  I loved exploring the farmer’s market, the funky little shops, and most of all the food! 420 more words

Freewriting

on becoming a townie.

What would it feel like if you stopped chasing a life that wasn’t your own and started creating a life you love?

What would that feel like? 322 more words
Food & Farm

Coming Home To Grandmama's Cafe

Grandmama’s café stays true to its name. It gives a very homely vibe, what with the entrance adorned with white fences and brick walls. a huge green door leads us inside. 330 more words

Indian Blogger

Spotted

New York City likes its upright handlebars…

Bianchi