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The Mayor of Toytown speaks out

Today Mr Tangerine Man, Toytown Mayor, held a press conference for Toytown media, augmented by some visitors from elsewhere eg a reporter from Maytown.

The Mayor was in exuberant mood recounting his stupendous achievements, though many impartial observers would suggest that the successes signalled were when looked at objectively failures of simply delusions  and/or fake news or alternative facts. 133 more words

Press Briefing from Toytown

CNN briefs us on the alternative reality that operates in Toytown

Sharon meets the Schornsteinfegermeister,
my good friend passes her B1’s
and woman across the globe take to the streets

I started my morning at 8:20…
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I have a bump on my head, my friend has a toothache
and the Russians are happy.
Is my Deutscher Mann to blame? 

Well yes, no and definitely no. 876 more words

Danke Gott für Flannel Sheets!

Today it is -3C in the small village of Bargau, that is 26 degrees F. There is a light snow on the ground and the streets are white and riddled with footprints of man, dog and bicycle tracks. 632 more words

Sylvanian Families has been taken to a dark, dark place

People with any desire to have their childhood remain sacred should probably look away now. 

If you grew up in the 80s or 90s then you probably remember Sylvanian Families as the adorable woodland creatures you begged your parents to buy you. 579 more words



Things fall over in toytown and then someone comes around to stand them back up again. The bridges built over water don’t span real water but shiny plastic with little orange fish. 41 more words