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The Mayor goes global - bigly

Neophyte Toytown Mayor, Mr Tangerine Man, left this morning for a HUUGE trip to towns outside Toytown.

His trip, which he wished was shorter will take him to Wahabitown then to Holytown, then Intifadatown followed by a meeting of the National Admiration of Toytown Organisation and a final flourish when he goes to Mafia Island where he knows many families with Toytown descendants. 39 more words


Ivanka News reports live from Toytown

Viewers we can now report that Mayor, Mr Tangerine Man, has had a hissy fit and terminated PC Plod.

This has caused consternation, especially amongst the rival gangs vying for influence in Toytown. 63 more words

the Schwäbian Swindle...

As the country gears up for Carnival an event as big as Christmas “Weihnachten” the American Frau can’t get over the fact that she was swindled out of 2.85€ merely 3 US dollars and will not rest until she writes about it. 1,365 more words

The Mayor of Toytown speaks out

Today Mr Tangerine Man, Toytown Mayor, held a press conference for Toytown media, augmented by some visitors from elsewhere eg a reporter from Maytown.

The Mayor was in exuberant mood recounting his stupendous achievements, though many impartial observers would suggest that the successes signalled were when looked at objectively failures of simply delusions  and/or fake news or alternative facts. 133 more words

Press Briefing from Toytown

CNN briefs us on the alternative reality that operates in Toytown


Sharon meets the Schornsteinfegermeister...

my good friend passes her B1’s,
and women across the globe take to the streets

I started my morning at 8:20 – an unusually early hour for the Americanfrau. 877 more words

I have a bump on my head...

my friend has a toothache and the Russians are happy. Is my Deutscher Mann to blame? 

Well yes, no and definitely no. For my friend, I think the sweets got her. 867 more words