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Company Director convinced of greatness with contrived iPhone analogy

An out-of-his-depth Sales Director is certain his speech about the iPhone will inspire greatness at his company, resulting in a wave of innovation amongst colleagues and maybe even sex with the attractive new marketing girl. 223 more words


Facebook and LinkedIn "basically the same", insists roundly hated little prick

Unpopular Sales Manager, Nathan Bobson, 38, has insisted that Facebook and Linked are exactly where photos of food and of his children should go, stating the two platforms “work in tandem.” 177 more words



This one time, when I was about seven, I was in the back of my dad’s car when I saw a skip with some graffiti sprayed on it in black paint; I read it out to my mum ‘Ronnie is a twat’ I said. 66 more words

Witty title.

I don’t state political opinions on here or on Facebook very often. It’s not because I don’t have opinions. I actually have very strong, well researched opinions that I’m willing to go to bat for, or even be tear gassed for. 336 more words

NewsGrab - Tory Turkeys to have 'Own Union'

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Breaking News – This Just In…

Tory ‘Turkey Farms’ to be up and running in time for Christmas says deputy chairman, Rob Halfon. 12 more words

Current Affairs

They've got a point

Well the much heralded Euro-summit held last night to address the migration crisis didn’t offer up very much did it. A couple of bob to the aid agencies and a promise to think a bit more on what to do next. 232 more words