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Stranger in the office pretending to know everyone

A POLITE stranger in the office is acting like they already kind of know everyone, despite not yet introducing themselves to anyone, it has been revealed. 134 more words

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Colleague pledges not to park like a complete dick

THAT ANNOYING colleague of yours has pledged not to  park like an infantile piece of shit for once in their worthless life, it has been revealed. 191 more words

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Police Officer Wrecks Car Window

Police Officer does what any Police Officer would do when it comes over the radio that the driver only has a provisional driving licence, which means no insurance and the guy being antagonistically stubborn by refusing to leave the car (whilst filming) the officer. 55 more words

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People who clap when they laugh "just the worst", study finds

Grown adults who clap whenever they laugh are the worst kind of people you could ever meet, it has been revealed.

The recent study found that a link between clapping when you laugh and being a horrible bastard is made during childhood.  180 more words

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Awful parents still counting child's age in months

Deluded parents of a certain to be spoilt child are still trying to pass its age off in months, is has emerged.

Despite the infant not being on Facebook, mother Becky Dinting posted: … 282 more words

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Twat asks other twats to stop killing people

A local twat has taken to Facebook to ask other twats around the world to stop killing people.

Swansea based twat Roger Evans took the drastic action following a week of further unnecessary deaths, caused by wholly by twats. 147 more words

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BREAKING: People who only visit Benidorm f*ck up middle class travel plans

People who only ever go on holiday to Benidorm have made it harder for you to go there, even though you’d rather kill yourself, it has emerged. 258 more words

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