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My Mum's A Twat, Royal Court (upstairs)

…where we say, Hello Patsy Ferran!

Okay. I’ll admit it. I took a punt on this because of the slightly cheeky title. I didn’t read up and realise it was a monologue NOR did I realise it was the first-time play of the Royal Court’s very own press and publicity bod. 337 more words

366 reasons to smile ~ +346.

+346. Now that must be a full street ;)


A photograph of a sign post on a curbed street corner, that points in one direction and reads:



Ski Twat Season only a matter of weeks away

Ski Twats across the country and indeed across Europe are already deciding on which ridiculously expensive, twatty sunglasses to wear on the ski slopes in the coming season. 211 more words


It's a thought

Filched from the comments section in the Grauniad

The narcissism required to heckle a comedian always impresses me. Especially in a large venue. You have to believe that your thoughts are so important that they must be shouted out, now, in the middle of a performance, interrupting both the performer and the audience. 9 more words


Spotting a Twat on Social Media for Dummies

“If you agree click like and share”
“Witch hunt”
“Thoughts and prayers”
“Fake news!”
“Will of the people” 16 more words


Schools "Not Sorry" for Replacing Mary and Joseph in Nativity Scene with Little Shits

Britain’s schools have refused to apologise for depicting the parents of Baby Jesus in their nativity scenes as a spoiled brats who are probably ferried to school in a fucking Range Rover, it has been revealed. 201 more words


BREAKING NEWS: Ugly Baby Still Referred to as "Cute" Despite the Obvious

LYING adults are still referring to a hideous newborn as “cute” and other similarly deceptive pleasantries, despite everyone having functioning eyes which tell them otherwise, reports confirm. 146 more words