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Twat asks other twats to stop killing people

A local twat has taken to Facebook to ask other twats around the world to stop killing people.

Swansea based twat Roger Evans took the drastic action following a week of further unnecessary deaths, caused by wholly by twats. 147 more words

News

BREAKING: People who only visit Benidorm f*ck up middle class travel plans

People who only ever go on holiday to Benidorm have made it harder for you to go there, even though you’d rather kill yourself, it has emerged. 258 more words

NEWS

Adele stops show, tells fans to "stop enjoying" her music

Bunnyboiling singer, Adele, has been commended for stopping one of her performances in order to tell her fans to stop enjoying her music and “join the real world”, it has been revealed. 174 more words

NEWS

DLATD is my favourite day of the year

I want to take a moment to explain to you my favourite day of the year.

But before I go on, I want you to promise to hold your judgement until I’m through, because my favourite day of the year isn’t a bank holiday, or my birthday, or some commercialised national awareness day, like… 811 more words

Booze

The shops'll be shut on Sunndee

The Daily Mash reports………………..

Britons buying six weeks of supplies for single day shops are shut

25-03-16

THE UK is buying in six weeks’ worth of groceries to get them through Easter Sunday when all supermarkets are closed.  90 more words

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