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BREAKING NEWS: 23 Year-old to tell you something about life

A know-it-all graduate has used their 23 years of experience on this earth, of which 18 have been spent as a child, to explain something profound and/or useful to you about life, it has been revealed. 302 more words


Tw*t still calling people gay as if that's an insult  

A man from Swansea still calls people ‘gay’ when insulting them, like it’s 19-fucking-50 or something.

Pete Bowen, 38, loves banter with the lads nearly as much as he loves wearing his staple ensemble of bootcut jeans and crocodile skin loafers on a night out. 282 more words


Newlyweds wondering what to do next

TWO IDIOT NEWLYWEDS have celebrated the end of their honeymoon by realising they have to spend the rest of their lives together, it has been revealed. 232 more words


Unprofessional Models

Recently, I started reviving my photography and I immediately started realizing what I hated about it! Unprofessionalism. So here’s my way of putting these unprofessional Instagram models out there on blast. 60 more words


BEWARE: Hipster Twats in Nannas clothing..

Let us all have a standing ovation for the men folk that pay exorbitant amounts to have a more often than not well below par hipster cut wanked over with “shears” and on occasions, a scissor glove that some hair cutter named Rocco found in the far flung corner of the 2010 Sydney hair expo. 232 more words


Dicks and Twats

Most dicks are pricks.
Fuck them and their little sticks.
Who wants to lick dicks for kicks?
A mix of dicks sucks more than hicks 
and their hypocritical tricks. 58 more words

I hate Zara

You might think it was physically impossible for me to write a short, succinct blog post. But let me surprise you. This post has nothing to do with any of my usual topics. 310 more words