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Graduating from nursery isn't a f*****g thing, parents told

AWFUL PARENTS have have been told that having a “graduation ceremony” for three year olds who can’t form coherent sentences isn’t an achievement, nor something anyone should be celebrating, reports confirm. 442 more words


New Girl Whose Dad Knows the MD to be Totally Taken Seriously

A WASTE OF SPACE new office worker who got her job because of her father’s friendship with the Managing Director will have the total respect from every one of her colleagues who’ve actually worked to get where they are, it has been revealed. 275 more words


BREAKING: Facebook Meltdown Mum Definitely a Total Catch

A COMPLETE MESS of a single mother who routinely goes nuclear on Facebook is definitely not an emotionally unhinged nightmare and is a total catch, actually – it has been reveal… 277 more words


My Mum's A Twat, Royal Court (upstairs)

…where we say, Hello Patsy Ferran!

Okay. I’ll admit it. I took a punt on this because of the slightly cheeky title. I didn’t read up and realise it was a monologue NOR did I realise it was the first-time play of the Royal Court’s very own press and publicity bod. 337 more words

366 reasons to smile ~ +346.

+346. Now that must be a full street ;)


A photograph of a sign post on a curbed street corner, that points in one direction and reads:



Ski Twat Season only a matter of weeks away

Ski Twats across the country and indeed across Europe are already deciding on which ridiculously expensive, twatty sunglasses to wear on the ski slopes in the coming season. 211 more words


It's a thought

Filched from the comments section in the Grauniad

The narcissism required to heckle a comedian always impresses me. Especially in a large venue. You have to believe that your thoughts are so important that they must be shouted out, now, in the middle of a performance, interrupting both the performer and the audience. 9 more words