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Washing Up Bowls

Do you know what really grates my carrot?

Washing up bowls! When I moved to the UK it was the first time I was introduced to the idea of using a washing up bowl in the sink. 394 more words

Gaze (a definition)

Somewhere recently I encountered the notion that the word gaze means to stare at something intently. If this is your definition of the word please take this advice, take the saddle off your bicycle, place something sharp and rusty in its place and enter the Tour de France at the first opportunity. 243 more words


the boat race


the boat race ( a little truth )

you'll never see me cheering on the boat race

life's just too short - me thinks

to pander to this dull, elitist scroat-ache

i hope that oxbridge sink



Still Last Valentine's Day

Away from the cacophony of the downtown hustle and bustle, Taylor pressed into his last pose. He exhaled slowly and returned to child’s pose. He listened to the rhythmic, soothing forest noises over the sound system. 829 more words


Vast majority of celebrities couldn't care less about posthumous Facebook tributes, claims survey.

From our showbiz and silly sausages correspondent, Danny SoZ

A recent poll conducted among a cross-section of well-known actors and musicians has found that almost all of those questioned had a pretty ambivalent attitude towards posthumous Facebook tributes, with the vast majority claiming that they couldn’t care less. 205 more words


Your man Frankie speaks

Frankie Boyle

20 February at 11:46 ยท

Here’s a wee column the Guardian wouldn’t print because they didn’t like the Rupert Murdoch jokes:

Say what you like about Donald Trump but he’s already done things people said were impossible, like made Twitter worse. 873 more words