Away from the cacophony of the downtown hustle and bustle, Taylor pressed into his last pose. He exhaled slowly and returned to child’s pose. He listened to the rhythmic, soothing forest noises over the sound system. 829 more words
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From our showbiz and silly sausages correspondent, Danny SoZ
A recent poll conducted among a cross-section of well-known actors and musicians has found that almost all of those questioned had a pretty ambivalent attitude towards posthumous Facebook tributes, with the vast majority claiming that they couldn’t care less. 205 more words
A know-it-all graduate has used their 23 years of experience on this earth, of which 18 have been spent as a child, to explain something profound and/or useful to you about life, it has been revealed. 302 more words
A man from Swansea still calls people ‘gay’ when insulting them, like it’s 19-fucking-50 or something.
Pete Bowen, 38, loves banter with the lads nearly as much as he loves wearing his staple ensemble of bootcut jeans and crocodile skin loafers on a night out. 282 more words