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Tragic life of an Anti-Fascist

The freedom fighters of Scottish Anti-Fascist Network on Facebook have taken up a petition or two to have Defcon Bloc unban from Facebook. Tragic, as apparently he is changing his name to Defcon! 126 more words


Washing Up Bowls

Do you know what really grates my carrot?

Washing up bowls! When I moved to the UK it was the first time I was introduced to the idea of using a washing up bowl in the sink. 394 more words

Gaze (a definition)

Somewhere recently I encountered the notion that the word gaze means to stare at something intently. If this is your definition of the word please take this advice, take the saddle off your bicycle, place something sharp and rusty in its place and enter the Tour de France at the first opportunity. 243 more words


the boat race


the boat race ( a little truth )

you'll never see me cheering on the boat race

life's just too short - me thinks

to pander to this dull, elitist scroat-ache

i hope that oxbridge sink



Still Last Valentine's Day

Away from the cacophony of the downtown hustle and bustle, Taylor pressed into his last pose. He exhaled slowly and returned to child’s pose. He listened to the rhythmic, soothing forest noises over the sound system. 829 more words


Vast majority of celebrities couldn't care less about posthumous Facebook tributes, claims survey.

From our showbiz and silly sausages correspondent, Danny SoZ

A recent poll conducted among a cross-section of well-known actors and musicians has found that almost all of those questioned had a pretty ambivalent attitude towards posthumous Facebook tributes, with the vast majority claiming that they couldn’t care less. 205 more words