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DLATD is my favourite day of the year

I want to take a moment to explain to you my favourite day of the year.

But before I go on, I want you to promise to hold your judgement until I’m through, because my favourite day of the year isn’t a bank holiday, or my birthday, or some commercialised national awareness day, like… 811 more words

Booze

The shops'll be shut on Sunndee

The Daily Mash reports………………..

Britons buying six weeks of supplies for single day shops are shut

25-03-16

THE UK is buying in six weeks’ worth of groceries to get them through Easter Sunday when all supermarkets are closed.  90 more words

Maritime

Unconvincing SEO expert to "get you to the top" of Google

A shady sounding ‘internet marketing guru’ has promised to get your company’s website “to number one on Google” with vaguely worded services during a cold call, it has been revealed. 189 more words

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Married Tinder woman's "just a laugh" claims wearing thin

An untrustworthy woman has been awkwardly passing off a mild addiction to Tinder as “just a laugh”, despite being in a committed relationship with another human being, it has been revealed. 232 more words

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"Slider" loving hipsters just eating mini-burgers, it turns out

The burger-like food popular with hipsters and other smug, pulled-anything loving dickheads, normally passed off as “sliders” are actually just mini burgers, it turns out. 115 more words

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Everything "harming our children" say awful middle class Mothers

Dickhead Mothers who want “gender-neutrality” for their kids are achieving national coverage for overreacting to things everyone else barely even notices, it has been revealed. 163 more words

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