Tags » Tweet

lucky (a tweet)

I feel “lucky” only once I decide I’ve been lucky all along. For luck’s the sort of thing that has precisely, and only, the meaning I give it.

Twitter Tweets

From Twitter:

If at first you don’t suceed with #FISMA or @FedRAMP, hire a new consultant {me}.

From Twitter:

Hire me to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages. My wife said so, and she’s always right.

'A funny bird going "Tweet Tweet Tweet"'

He did the whole impression of his bird going “Tweet Tweet Tweet” with his hands behind his back hence this peculiar little chap.