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19 times Kimmy Monte was the funniest person on Twitter


{walks into farmers market}
Me: is there a bathroom here?
Worker: sorry the bathroom is for customers only
Me: ok I'll take 4 farmers…

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Happy Birthday To The Best VP!

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
ME: Joe.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

Barack Obama (@BarackObama) November 20, 2017

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Sluts and Guts Tweets - November 20, 2017 at 12:01PM


Sluts and Guts Tweets - November 20, 2017 at 12:01PM


Fun Tweets, Weird Thanksgiving Traditions Edition

Thanksgiving week is upon us, and the good folks on Twitter played a hashtag game called, #WeirdThanksgivingTraditions. Here are some of our favorites;

Pin the tail on the Turducken.

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Just 22 tweets about the AMAs that might be more entertaining than the AMAs

If you somehow found yourself too busy/tired/stressed/distracted/sleeping to watch the American Music Awards on Sunday night, I really can’t fault you for that. It’s hard to keep up with all these awards shows — and honestly, how many of us even have… 833 more words