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Top Gear...meh

Much to the surprise of astronomers and mystic shaman the sun continued to rise and the Earth spun on its axis, despite the fears surrounding the re-boot of the ‘Top Gear’ franchise.  246 more words

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Liam Payne ‘groomed’ by Geordie housewife

Social services and teenage fan-sites have expressed concern over rumours that members of ‘One Direction’ may have fallen foul of a ‘talent ring’, whose sole purpose was to groom and franchise boy bands.  297 more words

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Taylor Swift to headline EU debate

The BBC has agreed to stage the EU referendum at Wembley Arena, with a host of popular rock stars and musically-gifted xenophobes set to take the stage.  211 more words

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Adele's ex-boyfriend comes out of hiding

Bowed by public pressure and surrounded by bodyguards a Mr. Gary Stevens, of West Norwood, has revealed that he is to blame for Adele’s plaintive wailing and multi-million pound angst.  315 more words

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 007's car rendered useless by spilt milk

In a pivotal scene, during the twenty-forth ‘James Bond’ film, movie-goers will be treated to a high octane action sequence involving sour smelling dairy product.  Britain’s most inebriated spy, after Guy Burges, is seen spilling a small cartoon of full-cream milk on his car upholstery, after inadvertently plugging his USB charger into the ejector seat. 201 more words

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Robert Peston to pioneer casual Friday’s at ITV

The BBC’s economics editor is to leave his lucrative position as ‘man who pretends to know stuff after it has happened’ and to take-over the role of ITV’s dress-down expert.   239 more words

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