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Just smashed a bag of frozen strawberries against the floor to separate them quickly, forgetting that both ends of the bag were open, and only holding one end…

On A Very Terrible, Nothing-Goes-Right, Type of Flight

“Attention passengers!  As some of you may have noticed, the plane has performed an 180 degree turn and is heading back to Newark.”

I, for one, had no idea that we had turned around and was completely shocked!  2,013 more words