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Bad Candy

When I was two years old I ate a little pink cake. It was the prettiest thing I had ever seen, like a cross between a piece of bubblegum, and a peppermint – but bigger. 528 more words

Writing

I need.....

I need just one more fuzzy blanket to add to my collection.

I need a way to remove the sugar from chocolate milk.

I need an extra hour of sleep, or maybe two. 98 more words

Humor