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Bad Candy

When I was two years old I ate a little pink cake. It was the prettiest thing I had ever seen, like a cross between a piece of bubblegum, and a peppermint – but bigger. 528 more words


I need.....

I need just one more fuzzy blanket to add to my collection.

I need a way to remove the sugar from chocolate milk.

I need an extra hour of sleep, or maybe two. 98 more words


Chapter 033: A fear of public toilets

Recap: It’s Friday night, and Shep and Lyle are out for a night of fun. Because they’ve been drinking, they hail a taxi to drive them to a local nightclub. 1,506 more words

The Colane Conundrum