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Bad Candy

When I was two years old I ate a little pink cake. It was the prettiest thing I had ever seen, like a cross between a piece of bubblegum, and a peppermint – but bigger. 528 more words


I need.....

I need just one more fuzzy blanket to add to my collection.

I need a way to remove the sugar from chocolate milk.

I need an extra hour of sleep, or maybe two. 98 more words


The Centenarian Mallomars* and My (Sort of) Ode to Joe’s Crab Stones

The Centenarian Mallomars* and My (Sort of) Ode to Joe’s Crab Stones

Cruising the Publix aisles earlier this month, I was in the zone (get in and out in twenty-five minutes spending $150 or less) and completely missed the return of the Mallomars. 1,359 more words

Dave Hughes: Filler

My poetry doesn’t change a thing,

but I think it knows why.

My poetry isn’t hung over ,

but I think it will be.

My poetry has made bad decisions, 90 more words


Mark Nix Fun Fact #355

Things that sound better than they actually are: Urinal Cakes, Eskimo Kisses, Fruit Cake, Eskimo Brothers, Razorbacks, Sea Cow, Wet Nurse, House of Representatives, Butterscotch, and Cottage Cheese. 36 more words

2012 A Year In Review

Ladies and gentlemen, boils and ghouls,  welcome to Turbocakes first ever end of the year best of/worst of column.

We’ve got opinions on what was amazeballs and what sucked this year. 8,376 more words