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My Vagina Monologue

Vagina: Hey, I’m horny. Time to polish the pearl.

Me: The hell? Go back to bed. What time is it?

Vagina: I don’t know; I don’t wear a watch.

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Vagina Monologue

It all comes back to you, I tell the Great Vagina in the sky. How it’s gotta be. I write, but if I’m not writing about you then nobody clicks. 344 more words