When I was in bed on Sunday, recovering from my fabulous social exertions, I read an article in the NYT about v wealthy wives in NYC… 1,307 more words
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Hello reader. You may have noticed I have been absent for a while. You may have enjoyed this absence. You may only be reading this now because you are my friend and feel obligated to do so. 1,514 more words
This post will set the world record for fastest typed blog post over 500 words, ever. That’s because I’m at the perfect level of drunk where I can type and think of jokes on the fly, but I also only have about 30 minutes until I fall asleep. 576 more words
March 15, 2010
mike, jesse and the dicker discuss the following topics…….
chris is replacement nappier……
talking about fleshlights……..
jesse’s “fuck me in the shit” story……. 38 more words