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Parenting 101.5: Vomit Zombie

The smell of regurgitated pasta and tomatoes.

Nothing quite like it.

Especially at 10:45pm, then 11:20, 12, 12:30, 1:30 and 2am :)

All followed up by an unfortunate follow through at 7am this morning. 231 more words

Thoughts

Today 

I just want to

vomit up

my rotten heart

and ask the Lord

for a new one.

Poem

Life: alternately titled "The Time I Nearly Puked In A Theater"

Don’t get me wrong, I am ALL for sci-fi films, and even more than that I love space movies. I can still remember the night my parents let me stay up to watch  685 more words

Essays

Weekend Plans

Her voice lurched between a high-pitched whine that narrowed into a “question?”-implied silence and a low throaty drop reminiscent of the stuffed way a person sounds when they talk right before throwing up. 303 more words

Short Shorts

FPIES à La Mode

Oh, starting solids. This is supposed to be a fun time of watching babies make funny faces to foods they have never tasted before and creating a diet for babe that may resemble yours. 1,579 more words

myubercheats: my vomit virginity

I have to say, it was good while it lasted. For roughly 8 months I’ve carted the good (and not-so-good) people of Sydney around in comfort and style and in return, they rewarded my efforts by holding back their urge to spew until they had exited my vehicle. 746 more words

Sydney