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You're a cunt

You’re a cunt

I’m a cock

Cumming together

Cumming as we fuck

You’re a cunt

That I love to taste

The cunt into which

I dump my waste… 19 more words


WOW ~ Word of the Week ~ Gentleman of Three Ins

Lots of things come in threes.

Little pigs. French hens. Little kittens. Feet in a yard. BLT ingredients. Brontë sisters.

Sometimes frightening things come in threes: witches in… 556 more words

WOW ~ Word Of The Week

Diner Delirium

My head hit the pillow with a soft poof.

“Where the fuck is my half-dark?!”

Those words rang through my ears, echoed through my skull, pecked away at my brain for hours on end. 583 more words



​Just you wait ’til I paint my lips with the juice of red berries. My lips will be as soft and sweet as cotton candy- it’s sweetness will spread all over your mouth as yours touch mine, and we’ll savour the short-lasting intimacy. 424 more words

You will come to the conclusion.
Finally realise, that he was in love with the sex that he missed it.
The last time you seen him.

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"Hand" Dryers in the Gym Bathrooms

Now, when I go to use the bathroom at the gym, it is usually a quick, efficient, no-nonsense march to the nearest urinal, keeping my head down and focusing on doing my business. 590 more words


Hello, World.

The premise of this blog is pretty simple. I will be posting about my personal experiences and pretty much anything else that I find to be quite humorous, a couple times a week. 69 more words