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How to annoy your waiter.

After almost 5 years of either pulling pints for Wales’ finest drunks, making coffee for military wives or serving pizza to the locals of Notting Hill, I’ve had my fair share of time in the service industry. 1,041 more words


Work for the people you hate

For the past couple of months I’ve been working as a waiter and I can tell you, it’s the shittiest job ever, I can’t categorise it otherwise. 137 more words

Don't Back Down

If Restaurants Functioned Like Tech Support ...

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! 334 more words

Customer Service

Dear people who go out to eat:

It’s about that time. Time to go to work. I work at a little Thai restaurant way too far away for it to be worth the money. 550 more words


The FYI on Restaurant Practices around Waiters

“The rules are for protection of the people, rules are rules and any fool can see”

Chris Kristofferson – from his Album: Me and Bobby McKee… 597 more words

Why Trip Advisor is hell

Unfortunately for all of us, reviewers exist. My biggest pet hate is niggly little keyboard warriors who lay into local businesses as a hobby. Although I still find paid critics as unfathomable & pretentious as those who do it for free, Suddenly these people are telling us what to think, so we don’t even bother trying for ourselves? 737 more words