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Getting Some D, Forgetting Some D

When I started this blog, a few weeks ago, I had high hopes for its success. My unique voice, sharp wit and raw journalistic talent would, I felt sure, be enough to guarantee hundreds of likes and followers within hours of my first post. 358 more words

Mundane Poldark Erotica

You’ve at least heard of Poldark by now, even if you haven’t seen it. It’s a TV series (apparently a remake) about a very sexy man in Cornwall. 1,435 more words

Other Bits

The JK Nail Fail

You know you’re living in New Zealand when the biggest story of the week involves the Prime Minister and home handy work. For people who haven’t been watching or listening to me deliver my head-wobbling content this week on any of my primetime pensioner-media platforms, John Key was caught on tape over the weekend missing a nail repeatedly as he tried to erect an election hoarding for National Northland candidate Mark Osborne. 188 more words

Rants

If They Don't See It, Why Should We??

I was scrolling through Facebook recently, and a friend had posted something from another blog, “This is what a man actually sees when you’re naked… 367 more words

Body

It took all the washing powder and it fucked off

Day 6 Friday, September 13 Manchester

11am stumble out of bed. james is making us coffee and eggs on toast for breakfast. he calls ketchup “tomato sauce”. 1,235 more words

NYC/Europe Sept/Oct 2013

"Batman/Superman combo tops the 'w**k-bank'"

Teenage boys throughout the known world have been fervently tearing down posters of buxom Katy Perry, to make way for images of the forthcoming film devoted to the “Man of Steel” & “The Caped Crusader”. 174 more words

Satire