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I have a fancy party tomorrow.

But I came down with a sore throat last night.

So I took the day off from work.

I still don’t feel 100% better. 483 more words


Auto-cinematic asphyxiation.

Wow, nothing is out right now. It’s cheap Tuesday and the cinemas are bare. Bleak. Now I’m wondering why this is something I would care about. 389 more words

Stream Of Consciousness

For the Glory of the Republic: "Rogue in the House" Part Two

“Sirs! Tell them Zog fought bravely. For his comrades. For the republic. For victory!” — Zog

Written by: Ben Townsend

Original Air Date: April 24, 2004… 2,358 more words


Has anyone ever worn a Canadian Tuxedo to a job interview and walked away with the gig?

I’m sure things have been really boring on here lately. I’m not fishing for compliments or being irrationally self-effacing. I get it. If it’s not the… 636 more words

Stream Of Consciousness

Taco my word for it.

We had Taco Night the other evening and I’m still thinking about it. On one hand, my gratuitous fanboyism for corn didn’t hurt. On the other hand, corn was the limiting factor preventing my enjoyment of the meal from slipping into utter adoration. 447 more words

Stream Of Consciousness

Confession time: I was taught to eat pizza with a knife and fork.

Is there any way to eat popcorn gracefully? No matter what I try, the end result resembles a human trash compactor. The words nimble, delicate or elegant need not apply. 411 more words

Stream Of Consciousness

Women at Work: "Walkabout"

“…law and order .” Dingo

Written by: Michael Reaves, Steve Perry

Original Air Date: February 7, 1996

Introduces: Matrix, Anastasia Renard, Shaman

Timeline placement: … 2,380 more words