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Has anyone ever worn a Canadian Tuxedo to a job interview and walked away with the gig?

I’m sure things have been really boring on here lately. I’m not fishing for compliments or being irrationally self-effacing. I get it. If it’s not the… 636 more words

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Taco my word for it.

We had Taco Night the other evening and I’m still thinking about it. On one hand, my gratuitous fanboyism for corn didn’t hurt. On the other hand, corn was the limiting factor preventing my enjoyment of the meal from slipping into utter adoration. 447 more words

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Confession time: I was taught to eat pizza with a knife and fork.

Is there any way to eat popcorn gracefully? No matter what I try, the end result resembles a human trash compactor. The words nimble, delicate or elegant need not apply. 411 more words

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Women at Work: "Walkabout"

“…law and order .” Dingo

Written by: Michael Reaves, Steve Perry

Original Air Date: February 7, 1996

Introduces: Matrix, Anastasia Renard, Shaman

Timeline placement: … 2,380 more words


I've got doorman't potential.

Ugh, it’s late and hot and the humidity has left my brain feeling kind of murky. It’s been a while since I wrote after midnight and I now remember why. 522 more words

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Metal Gear Solid 2 in a Ship: "Rogue in the House" Part One

“Sirs! Trooper Zog! Serial number XJ4! Reporting *koff* *koff* duty, sirs!” — Zog

Written by: Eric Luke

Original Air Date: April 17, 2004

Teaser / Recap… 1,693 more words


Swift justice for all.

The unthinkable has happened. I’ve been pulled into the world of celebrity gossip! Is this my first step down the road to becoming a Brave New World… 764 more words

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