This update is gonna involve talk of body parts and things of a sexual nature, so if that’s not your bag perhaps you should come back tomorrow. 535 more words
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“Him and his big ideas. ‘C’mon guys, let’s go down to the underground city! We’ll have some laughs!’ WE’LL GET EATEN!”— Michelangelo
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Atomic Lollipop day one sorted. I saw, I came. I concur. I mean that in every permutation you can fathom.
Atomic Lollipop is straight up insanity. 628 more words
Maaaaan True Detective is goofy this season. No spoiler talk, but we’re sure seeing a departure from our phenomenal duo of Matt and Woody. Weird clunky line reading from Vince Vaughan, clumsy (borderline embarassing) dialogue at times and an absurdly convoluted sense of coincidence. 647 more words
When I played Pokemon Trainer on Smash Bros Brawl, I always went back to Ivysaur. Fuck Yeah Ivysaur.
Stop. Write now. Thank you very much.
My internal monologue closely resembles a Spice Girls song, or at the very least some kind of pop-cultural morass. 800 more words