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Why Has Bowser Not Got His Own Game?

Both Donkey Kong and Wario have gotten their own games in the past. And before you go mentioning that it’s actually not the same DK that you play in those games. 124 more words


Dear Nintendo, I'm sorry.

When the Switch was announced, I shit all over it. I thought the premise and the commercial was ridiculous. Why would I ever take my gaming system to play with my friends of a roof. 617 more words


Here's Why Wario And Waluigi Don't Have Girlfriends

An excerpt from an old Nintendo Power interview recently surfaced online, revealing the reason behind why Wario and Waluigi have no girlfriends. It turns out that this is because Nintendo’s… 61 more words


Mind Spill: August 27th 2017

It’s been a while since I’ve last done one of these, but it’s about time I start writing about some of the things on my mind these days. 1,078 more words


A Look Back at WarioWare Inc.: Mega Microgame$!

From R.O.B. the Robot, to Wii Music, to ARMS, Nintendo is no stranger to all things weird. Back in 2003, their most unusual contribution to gaming was… 240 more words

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Mama Mia! (an existential Mario fanfiction)

“Alright, we need to get this done quick and easy. No foul-ups.”

Waluigi cackled as he coolly pulled up the collar to his trench-coat, leering at his brother, Wario. 3,603 more words

Short Stories (Comedy)

WarioWare: Smooth Moves (Wii)

Grammar Practice with Nintendo’s Wii ?

WarioWare: Smooth Moves is what you need. The game is built around a collection of microgames that last about five seconds each, and which require that the player hold the… 201 more words