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Wednesday Wanderings: Toy Car You Can Own, Water on Mars, Weasel Halts Physics Research, and Wine Needle

It didn’t quite work out as planned, but that could be your good luck (if you have an extra $32,000 laying around, that is):

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Pop Goes The Weasel

A mustelid entered inside/

A tunnel where protons collide./

The weasel went pop/

And made the thing stop;/

They found the poor animal fried.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36173247… 27 more words

ANIMAL IN THE WORKS : Weasel causes shutdown at Cern

By Isobel Leybold-Johnson

APR 29, 2016 – 22:49

Technicians working in the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) tunnel of the European Organization for Nuclear Research, CERN, as seen earlier in the year… 208 more words

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Weasels in bid to stop humanity destroying universe

Weasels have sabotaged the Large Hadron Collider in Cern in a desperate attempt to stop scientists from ending all existence.

The news emerged after the discovery that one of the noble creatures bravely sacrificed himself chewing through some live wires. 152 more words

Satire

Of rats and women

A rat is nosing around the garden in broad daylight, sniffing out and devouring Benjy the rabbit’s leftovers.  He is sleek and young and his fur shines in the sunshine.  133 more words

Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider

April 29, 201611:04 AM ET

Heard on All Things Considered

Geoff Brumfiel

The Large Hadron Collider uses superconducting magnets to smash sub-atomic particles together at enormous energies. 434 more words

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