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Marriage: Things They Don't Warn You About

The other day I touched on the things nobody warns you about before you have kids… so here’s the follow up. Thing’s nobody warns you about before you get married. 311 more words

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Pro and Cons of Hotel Living

When I was little my mom would get me Eloise books from the library. For those of you who don’t remember, Eloise is a precocious little girl who lives on the “tippy top floor” of the Plaza Hotel in NYC. 657 more words

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Since I obviously have consumption...

When David gets sick he is an intelligent and reasonable human being about it. If he’s just a little sick he nuts up and muscles through it, if he’s really sick he lays around gets plenty of rest and fluids like the intelligent and reasonable human that he is. 124 more words

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Baths are stupid.

I will often try things just because for some reason I get it in my head that I should be the kind of person who does that thing. 393 more words

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We're Bringing Fancy Back

I had the most fabulous dream the other night.

In it Kristen and I were sitting at my kitchen table drinking espresso while our kids ran feral around my back yard… like we always do… when the song… 127 more words

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Mice, Plant Murder, and Why I'm Not Allowed In Home Depot Unsupervised

There is a mouse in my living room.

It’s adorable and tiny and has these precious little whiskers and hides behind my couch like the most precious thing in the world… but seriously, this is not your home, mouse, you need to go. 444 more words

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Profound Contentment and Monkeys Smoking Pot

So the “big thing” I referenced in February that might be happening was a job. A job for David in San Francisco that he almost got that we both were convince he was going to get because everything seemed to be falling into place and it seemed so so perfect. 336 more words

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