One is received according to one’s coat;
one is dismissed according to one’s brain!
5 days, 20 hours ago
To the Merry man, every weed is a flower;
To the afflicted man, every flower is a weed!
1 week, 4 days ago
Christopher Berry - Professional Copywriter
I have a Numatic Hetty HET200 Vacuum Cleaner. Do I call it that? No. It’s a hoover.
When I dig it out, I don’t “vacuum” the flat. 531 more words
2 weeks, 5 days ago
All the world’s a camera –
look pleasant, please!
3 weeks, 4 days ago
To be a complete man one should have spent three years at a public school,
one at a university…
and two in prison!
1 month ago
Nobody’s family can hang up the sign:
‘Nothing the Matter Here’!
1 month, 1 week ago
Buttered Bread falls on its Face!
1 month, 2 weeks ago