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Parties are Lame and So am I

A conspiracy exists and it goes like this: Parties are Fun! I keep falling for it. And then I go to a party, and I remember: Parties suck. 709 more words


“Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much”

I on the other hand am not, and I’m proud of it. 128 more words


Not Neurotypical

Just got back from a drugs-run over the border to score some pseudoephedrine and tissues. On the way, light-year the buzzard flew out of the tree and escorted me down the road towards the crossing. 357 more words



I am lazy when it comes to nurturing small talks here and there but because I have a thing for conversations, and in Nigeria, small talk precedes the kind of conversations that leaves you full of knowledge, the kind that has the inherent power to tweak your life I have to endure. 293 more words


The Why

I was a jock in high school. At least that’s what I thought I was. That’s what I identified as. As much as a 16 year old can self identify. 554 more words


As time goes by I find myself less and less amused by the rudeness of people.  219 more words