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Next year, you better smarten up, Van Houtte.

So far, so good. No projectile puking. Just very sore boobs and a desire for pizza pops. I know, right? Who eats that shit anymore? Pregnant women. 563 more words


That wall looked super dumb all freshly painted, anyway.

In anticipation in turning the last available upstairs bedroom into a one-day baby room, I moved my office downstairs. Its not as SAW2 down there anymore with the walls up and painted, and new flooring and lights. 128 more words

Parenting, Kids,

Pre Marital Lessons : Number 1

Here’s a photo of Dustin and I taken when we first started dating, over five years ago.  I’m chugging wine, and he was playing my leg like an air guitar. 24 more words