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Once Upon a Time...

By Alyssa Grimes, senior

TRADITION UNITES US.

Beaverton High School goes by four core values; excellence inspires us, learning transforms us, community connects us, and tradition unites us. 499 more words

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My Mother Said, To Get Things Done, You'd Better Not Mess With Major Tom

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Wow.

You see that, sportos?  If you start out in sports and athletic endeavors, your life will end in crushing failure after a career of setback after setback.  538 more words

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The Dead Zone

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I don’t advocate violence against anyone, but I think Bull here would be perfectly justified in punching Linda right in the face, as hard as he can. 413 more words

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Shut Up, Donny

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“Flag on the field.  How did it get there?” 

Well, you knew this was coming, right?  Given the choice between a sentimental gesture and a comedic pratfall, which one would he go with?  390 more words

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Remind Me of My Failures, Bull, For Eternity

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It’s hard to tell because of Tom Batiuk’s typically tin-earred dialogue, but it sounds to me as if Coach Stropp told Bull, “Look, if you can’t get into the end zone while I’m coaching you, can you at least carry my ashes across the goal line, so I can have some sense of what if feels like?  118 more words

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The Last Detail

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I don’t know what Tom Batiuk is reaching for here, but it is clear it exceeds his grasp.

Supposedly, Bull is suffering from memory loss, yet he seems to recall clearly what Coach Stropp’s last instructions to him were.  214 more words

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BSAC: It’s Not Just Boundaries!

By Jennifer Caplan, junior

COMMUNITY CONNECTS US.

In the spring, when I was selected to be on Leadership as a School Board Representative, I wasn’t really sure what that meant, but I knew there was a great opportunity ahead of me. 371 more words

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