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Formula Pun

Always looking for new ways to show his total disdain for his students, Jim Kablichnick takes a different approach in today’s strip. The resulting pun is not totally terrible, but, given the students’ reactions, appears to have had the desired effect. 36 more words

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Beaverton shares Metro League title with 3-2 win over Westview

If Thursday night’s Metro League showdown between No. 6 Westview and No. 8 Beaverton is a sign of what’s to come in the 6A playoffs, then get the popcorn ready. 307 more words


We need Owen & Cody like a fish needs a bicycle

In today’s strip, 27-year-old high-school juniors Owen and Cody complain about the—fish? Is that wedge-shaped thing fish? Owen says it’s fish, but—I’ve got nothing. … 44 more words

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No. 1 Westview battles through 6-4 league-opening win over Southridge

Part of being a great team is winning when you don’t play your best.

No. 1 Westview (10-2, 1-0) did just that in a 6-4 win against Southridge (7-5, 0-1) in a windy Metro League opener on Tuesday night at Westview High School. 550 more words


Softball Photos: Southridge vs. No. 1 Westview

Photos from No. 1 Westview’s 6-4 win over Southridge to open Metro League play on Tuesday night. 13 more words


's Cool, "Girl"

She’s a network TV news vet who worked her way up from Channel One to the American Broadcasting Company (and back down again); who’s spent time in war zones and who even brokered the hostage swap that freed PFC Wally Winkerbean. 58 more words

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The shirt off your Batiuk

After teasing Bull with a free t-shirt on Tuesday, the EMU crew finally gets around to giving it to him in today’s strip. Bull is smart enough to thank them on behalf of the class, because there is no way the class is thanking these two shmucks after being belittled all week, not even for the free t-shirts (that they apparently have yet to receive). 112 more words

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