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Happy New... Year?!

Tomorrow is the last day of January 2016, people!!

Unbelievable.. how time flies!! I haven’t even wish you Happy New Year and we are already going to February! 350 more words


A Visit To Hill Top Farm

This morning I awoke to this news: Beatrix Potter story Kitty-In-Boots discovered after 100 years – BBC News and I wet the bed.

For a reason that’s emphatically unknown to science, God, and everyone I’ve ever crossed paths with, I have a comforting yet inexplicable obsession with the children’s author and scientist, Beatrix Potter. 1,263 more words

I Only Came For The Cake

I wouldn't have it any other way.


We stain cigarettes and coffee cups with harsh lipstick. We play our music loud while sitting in the same spot we usually do at the same time we usually meet. 251 more words


Correspondence #5: eBay

My username on eBay is mr_jimmy_grimble which is something my brother occasionally calls me. I’m not sure exactly why, nor where the name originated but there is a film called ‘There’s Only One Jimmy Grimble’ which is a football film about a young footballer who plays football with a football. 2,153 more words

I Only Came For The Cake

Correspondence #3: DPD

I wasn’t going to post this particular correspondence because of the multiple people I was forced to correspond with, all with varying personalities, flamboyant grammar and sentence structure, and middling to okay sense of humours. 2,455 more words

I Only Came For The Cake



The Sweetness of Death

Does anyone want to know
why I’m dying

I don’t think so, ’cause
it’s such a tiny thing.

Oh many times I… 41 more words

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