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She will whine.  That’s her morning ablution

And her afternoon’s strict constitution.

When she gets those points right,

She will whine through the night. 16 more words

At the Signing

At the Signing

Promised facts we are not yet divining

In your work, Mr. Comey.  Your signing

At this point disappoints.

Why hang out at book joints? 13 more words

Gone guy

The whining, can you hear it?
The screech and the wail,
A man can’t help but fear it;
It screams of time to bail

From the car-filled Chugach bowl… 344 more words


Apology Unaccepted

Apology Unaccepted

You apologized, Laura. Mistake!
Though my tears for your sake fill a lake,
Still my soul’s set like stone.
Laura, you should have known… 17 more words

Triumphant Snowflake

Triumphant Snowflake

“As a hero, I boldly define
What is virtue, what not. Fall in line!
If you offer me sass,
I will boycott your ass. 21 more words

An Open Letter to Cousinfucker, Part 3

I wish I could tell you this is the end but it’s not. I told you I had a lot to say!

Sam, let’s try to figure out a way to make this less stressful for all involved.

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Bitch Sessions: Whiners

I haven’t done one of these in a while because nobody has really pissed me off lately (probably a good thing, I’m spending less time being angry). 497 more words