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Dunkin Donuts Slow to Relocate

NGP Management has been silent after city officials approved a special permit for the plans to relocate the Maple Street Dunkin Donuts in Marlborough, MA. 43 more words

Birthday Party in Chelmsford turns ugly

Fists fly during party

Chelmsford Mass- A birthday party held this past weekend took a dramatic turn when everyone on the guest list brought chips and soda. 222 more words

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Fourth of July safety tips

Please be safe this Fourth of July

As we approach the celebration of our country’s independence, we here at The Beantown Beatdown want you to please consider the following safety tips: 462 more words

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Hoffa's body parts found in Chelsea

Marcie Straight, a Chelsea homemaker found strange bits of a chunky substance in the soup she was making for her weekly Sunday dinner. 240 more words

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Loser from Stoneham sets sights on summer

Stoneham native and friendless loser John Balzareichty hopes his new purchase will increase his odds at landing some company this summer. 262 more words

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Braintree man contemplating if the mayo was bad dies

Charles Bittersworth, of 1275 South Main Street died Sunday after complications of contemplating. 265 more words

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Not so famous poet dies choking on a clam

Frank Griddles of Revere passed away yesterday after choking on phlegm during oral sex with his wife, the dastardly Helen Griddles. 328 more words

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