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Man and wife injured in fire

BURLINGTON- A husband and his wife are recovering after being burned in a small brush fire. Deputy Fire Chief Frank Dilbington said, “My guys were there within six minutes of the call and gained entry to the residence.” The crews had some obstacles to overcome he added, “Upon entering the house there was a strong odor of KY jelly, Yankee Candles and of course burning flesh.” 67 more words


Malden mans video of a fucking fish goes viral

Mike Bergin of Malden, has become an overnight internet sensation after a video he posted to Facebook went viral.

In the video, Mike and his friend Jay Foster come across a saltwater sunfish (these are not that rare) the video itself is completely hilarious for several reasons. 172 more words


Malden man improves golf game

Mark Chesling of Malden had a serious ass case of the yips over the summer, shanking several drives into neighboring houses yards, and putting so poorly, geriatrics were behind him screaming , “Just pick it up and go to the next hole.” Chesling came up with a plan however. 274 more words


Beantown writer: I'm trans too

Beantown Exclusive:

Beantown Beatdown writer ‘SpEcIaL eD’ has been living a secret life, we have the exclusive story here.

SpEcIaL eD, a founding member of the Beantown Beatdown staff, made a shocking confession this week; he simply stated: “I’m trans too, and I want to set the record straight.” We immediately jumped on the bandwagon and had him sit down for an interview. 212 more words


Dunkin Donuts Slow to Relocate

NGP Management has been silent after city officials approved a special permit for the plans to relocate the Maple Street Dunkin Donuts in Marlborough, MA. 43 more words

Birthday Party in Chelmsford turns ugly

Fists fly during party

Chelmsford Mass- A birthday party held this past weekend took a dramatic turn when everyone on the guest list brought chips and soda. 222 more words


Fourth of July safety tips

Please be safe this Fourth of July

As we approach the celebration of our country’s independence, we here at The Beantown Beatdown want you to please consider the following safety tips: 462 more words