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Beantown writer: I'm trans too

Beantown Exclusive:

Beantown Beatdown writer ‘SpEcIaL eD’ has been living a secret life, we have the exclusive story here.

SpEcIaL eD, a founding member of the Beantown Beatdown staff, made a shocking confession this week; he simply stated: “I’m trans too, and I want to set the record straight.” We immediately jumped on the bandwagon and had him sit down for an interview. 212 more words

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Dunkin Donuts Slow to Relocate

NGP Management has been silent after city officials approved a special permit for the plans to relocate the Maple Street Dunkin Donuts in Marlborough, MA. 43 more words

Birthday Party in Chelmsford turns ugly

Fists fly during party

Chelmsford Mass- A birthday party held this past weekend took a dramatic turn when everyone on the guest list brought chips and soda. 222 more words

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Fourth of July safety tips

Please be safe this Fourth of July

As we approach the celebration of our country’s independence, we here at The Beantown Beatdown want you to please consider the following safety tips: 462 more words

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Hoffa's body parts found in Chelsea

Marcie Straight, a Chelsea homemaker found strange bits of a chunky substance in the soup she was making for her weekly Sunday dinner. 240 more words

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Loser from Stoneham sets sights on summer

Stoneham native and friendless loser John Balzareichty hopes his new purchase will increase his odds at landing some company this summer. 262 more words

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Braintree man contemplating if the mayo was bad dies

Charles Bittersworth, of 1275 South Main Street died Sunday after complications of contemplating. 265 more words

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