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Thrift Shop Volunteers

They do not materialize

with gossamer wings

no ethereal,

other worldly light

surrounds their bodies

they make no grand predictions

to young virgins

or calm the fears of shepherds… 77 more words

Nature versus Living Room

Just caught the tail end of a news clip about a man who survived a bear attack and now a shark attack.

I’d like to reach out and explain to him that you can just as easily get an adrenaline rush from ordering Papa Johns Large 1 Topping Pizza, Garlic Knots and a 2 Liter Sprite (Promo Code 1299MEAL) and simultaneously watching Will and Grace reruns all from the safety of your couch.

DS

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