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Mr Aubergine

Following on from the married man who wanted to have his wedding cake and eat it, I was recently faced with what could have been a tougher call for abstinence – a nudge out the blue from an old flame, who was at the front of the queue when they were giving out todgers. 657 more words

Wonders of the world chocolate by Willies Cacao

Wonders of the world chocolate by Willies Cacao, He grows his own beans, processes it and makes this luxury smooth chocolate. Not many other small producers can say that, they buy the chocolate already in. 147 more words


You Want What?

Two days ago, someone asked me to write out a brief bio of my writing life. My internal engine has been stuck on idle ever since. 855 more words


JOKE: Kinds Of Boobs & Willies? 

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. 131 more words


Where's willy?

I was changing the baby with the ‘help’ of the older one. He started laughing when I took the baby’s nappy off and said ‘Look at his little willy!’ (Toddlers don’t give a crap about giving someone else a complex do they?) I pointed out that it was little because the baby was so little, but my son was already dropping his trousers and pants to check out his own willy and compare the size with baby’s. 8 more words

W is for Willies

Today’s #atozchallenge was going to be W is for Work. I started writing an amusing, yet insightful, post about work and all its difficulties – the stupid targets, ridiculous appraisals, having to deal with people who are total dicks, the wasted time when I could be doing something more productive, like writing blog posts or watching reruns of Castle – but then it became so whiny, weary and woeful that I had to stop for fear of losing those hardy readers that haven’t been scared off by the  40 more words

A - Z Challenge 2016