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Roald Dahl - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory [#1]

I loved the movies, the old one, the new one even more. It was only a matter of time for me to dig my way towards the “ 258 more words


Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Wonka Golden Ticket Key

REASON #5: charlie is just scraping by. Charlie’s business may not be losing money every year, but it’s not really making much either. He has a small profit — enough to keep him busy. 299 more words


250 Word Movie Review: Willy Wonka (1971)

A poor kid wins a candy factory in a contest hosted by a recluse chocolatier.

Highlights include:

  • Oompa Loompas. Seriously, what is an oompa loompa? An entire race of orange midgets with green hair casually being enslaved by one man, Willy Wonka.
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Wonka gives up, tells it like it is

I’ve eaten a lot of gummi bears in my day, most of them disguised as fruit snacks.

I’ve eaten¬†sharks , worms,¬†heroes of time… 345 more words

WTF Is This?

Can We Make Blue Bell Into Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory IRL?

“Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket, from Mr Willy Wonka! I shake you warmly by the hand! Tremendous things are in store for you!

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