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Humor #305

Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time Workers)


We will no longer accept your doctors’ statements as proof.

We believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work. 143 more words


Public Service Announcement: The Resurrection of the See-Through Yoga Pant

Something strange has been brewing these last few weeks in the “pants” industry, and no, I’m not talking about the “wedgie jean,” although that too will merit some face-time in this ol’ blog if a certain famous family continues to wear them religiously. 517 more words


Blah, Blah, Blahs

The past few days I have been trying to think of anything even remotely funny to write about. I’ve got nothing though, which is really irritating, because it means that my life is, in actuality, really fucking boring, almost  641 more words


Bacon-Flavored What!!??

So, this morning is one of those super irritating days at the office. I was supposed to have the day off and sacrificed it so others could enjoy an extra long holiday break. 335 more words


The Blue Jean Lawyer's Tips for Successful Holiday Company Parties

(AKA how to make sure you still have a job on January 2nd)

As the Holiday Season has descended upon us, I thought I’d pull together a few tips from over 22 years of attending parties, both big and small, thrown by my employers. 967 more words


The Great Taste of Humiliation

“Oh my God,” I hear a shriek of laughter. “What the hell is that?”

“Whose been getting it on in here!” Another woman shouts.

“I didn’t know  419 more words