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How to work a boring 9-5 job without losing your soul or your mind.

Or 8-4:30. Or 12-9. Regardless the schedule, some jobs seem to kind of suck. It’s not your “dream job”, not even in your “dream” field, but you have rent to pay and wine to buy so you’ve got to deal. 1,082 more words


Coast Guard Rescues Maine Man From Viral Bermuda Triangle

“I didn’t even realize the Coast Guard operated on land,” Andrew Harkins told this Modern Philosopher as he pulled a blanket tighter around him and sipped his tea.  498 more words


The Nightmare Of Working Imperial HR

A long time ago,

In a galaxy

Far, far away,


Had to be working

In the Imperial

Human Resources Department.

I can

Only imagine… 233 more words


Humor #219

Dilbert’s Laws of Work

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the rear.

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. 223 more words


Humor #212

Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON…you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK…you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. 162 more words


Unless you have Monday off like me :)

“Mondays are an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life”