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Humor #444

If an engineer makes a mistake,
It is a new venture!
If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a new invention!
If an explorer makes a mistake, 90 more words


Are You Ready for Vacation?

Summer is here! There is still time to plan a vacation and get away from work stress. But how do you know when it’s time for a break? 316 more words


Employee Quickly Running Out of Family Members to Kill Off as Excuses

New York, NY- Diana Martin, executive assistant at Extempore Health Insurance, awoke late again Wednesday morning and began frantically sifting through family members in her mind that she could kill off as a last ditch effort to excuse her soon-to-be absence from work. 433 more words


Everything I ever needed to know I learned from a bag of cat food

This morning I made a huge mistake by not going to work on time. Not because I’m a grown up and I’m generally supposed to go to work on time… 1,262 more words


How To Feed 60 People In The Rain

After a long, hot, sweaty week, Mother Nature decided to soak Maine today, Modern Philosophers.

As luck would have it, this rainy Friday was the day we’d set aside for an office barbecue. 974 more words


Humor #430

Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work

~ I can’t come in to work today because I’ll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. 307 more words