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Everything I ever needed to know I learned from a bag of cat food

This morning I made a huge mistake by not going to work on time. Not because I’m a grown up and I’m generally supposed to go to work on time… 1,262 more words

Cats

How To Feed 60 People In The Rain

After a long, hot, sweaty week, Mother Nature decided to soak Maine today, Modern Philosophers.

As luck would have it, this rainy Friday was the day we’d set aside for an office barbecue. 974 more words

Humor

Humor #430

Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work

~ I can’t come in to work today because I’ll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. 307 more words

Humor

That Dairy Air

I wakeup in the dark morning hours,

Hall light burning my eyes,

My mouth tasting sour,

But it’s Monday, a good day of the week, 38 more words

Poems

Case of the Mondays: A Cure

Mondays.

Rough.  Especially after a weekend full of well behaved children who listened well and ate meals.  But here we are now.How does a case of the Mondays change from symptoms like the above to more like this: 232 more words

Writing

Ten Commandments for Elevators

A former controversy in metro was whether or not the Ten Commandments should be posted in public buildings. Now most people probably figured the question of separation of church and state was pretty much resolved a long time ago, but I live in Tennessee, after all, where the question of teaching evolution is still controversial in some circles. 305 more words

Humor

Sneeze Propelled Office Chair Rides

I was sneezing so hard and in such rapid fire succession at work today, Modern Philosophers, that the force generated sent me rolling backwards in my office chair. 616 more words

Humor