This is borderline Homeric. A Fratto Book spanning just under 20 pages! Low on dialogue, but high on action. There’s a dragon, ninja stuff, sharks, and even what appears to be angry packets of gum. 20 more words
– I woke up feeling like I had just trudged through the Sahara desert with an empty water bottle.
– I then reach over to the side of my bed where I keep a water bottle to find that there’s only a little bit left. 516 more words