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British grocery chain replaces baby Jesus with sausage roll in tone-deaf Advent calendar

Someone with a marketing degree thought that was a good idea. SMH

— Debra McCreery (@DebraMcCreery) November 20, 2017

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Another Dubai porta-potty

Yet another young woman has auctioned off her virginity, i.e. whored it away

Another young millennial has reportedly sold her virginity for millions…

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U.S. Army lifts ban on waivers for recruits with history of some mental health issues


WASHINGTON – People with a history of “self-mutilation,” bipolar disorder, depression and drug and alcohol abuse can now seek waivers to join the Army under an unannounced policy enacted in August, according to documents obtained by USA TODAY.

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Canada's first trans mayor elected in village near Montreal known for its very Christian name and huge church


The small village of Très-Saint-Redempteur, Que., near the Ontario border, is known for its towering historical Catholic church — and now, for being home to Canada’s first openly transgender mayor.

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why do I answer the phone?

phone: So this is going to be a strange question…

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Why one ought to hate contemporary architecture

Why you hate contemporary architecture (and if you don't, why you should)… https://t.co/8FCupweRxA

— Current Affairs (@curaffairs) October 31, 2017

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