The Wizz's Sister
The most interesting part of my FitBit experience has been seeing how little I actually sleep- Which is so not the point of The Bit, but super fascinating none the less. 80 more words
8 months ago
What's So Funny?
This week we had a couple of inches of ice and snow. If you’ve lived below the Mason Dixon line, you know it doesn’t take much of the white stuff to paralyze our infrastructure. 263 more words
11 months, 3 weeks ago
Before everyone was living Young, Wild, & Free, YOLO-ing, & consuming as much alcohol & drugs as humanly possibly, society actually cared about people’s well-being. 177 more words
1 year ago
Confessions of an online dater.
Oh yes I have been dreaming of a man disguised as Shrek to come rescue me from my abandoned castle. I am so very thankful that you returned back to your human form and contacted me.
2 years ago
3 years, 9 months ago
yak yak yak
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, then reading this is going to be a rather confusing experience for you. I suggest you get drunk first. 811 more words
The Panda Chronicles
Ok, they say. Just where did you get the name Your Brain on Pandas? I mean, what were you thinking? Is it just showing my age that I remember the public service commercial about drug use? 9 more words
4 years, 5 months ago