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#333: Highs & Lows – Five Reading Lowlights of 2017

Last week, the good; this week, the ugly: five of the low points from my reading in 2017.  No further introduction necessary.

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Sending My Baby Out Into the World One Piece at a Time

Whelp, I did it. Monday I posted a sample chapter from my upcoming book “You’re Doing It Wrong” and the response has been pretty damn awesome. 299 more words

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You're Doing It Wrong: Bad Luck & Hard Love

Last night I gave my Instagram followers a chance to vote on which chapter from my upcoming book I should post. It was between what you see here and “Everybody Poops.” After 9 hours of voting it was a VERY tight race but this chapter, “Back Luck & Hard Love” won with 51% of the votes. 1,726 more words

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Dear Shitty Mom:

That’s right. I said it. You’re a shitty mom. And an even worse human being.

I get it, Shitty. You’re tired. Your hole is blown out from fisting, lounging on the toilet (lid up) for countless hours while you give yourself a “home pedicure” and the ravages of gravity. 615 more words


Just Another Manic Monday

I was totally prepared to sleep in today. I have been writing up a storm lately and it’s been keeping me up late. Last night I called it an “early night” and was asleep by 3am. 485 more words

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