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Fearless Jane


I thought the first course of action should be to introduce Jane:

This is Jane. She’s a little bit crazy, a little bit sweet, and a whole lot of… zany. 156 more words


The Boy, the Zany, and the Heart

The Boy and his Father got off the grey train, onto the grey platform. As they left the grey station, a Zany whirred past them on a unicycle, scattering his feelings behind him as he went. 423 more words

Out the wazoo

I think it’s time we confront the truth. We know very little about flounder.

Yeah, yeah, there are flounder experts among us (you know who you are) (obviously) who know tons of flounder stuff. 705 more words


Let's Talk: The Zany Grandma And The Oven

Hello everyone!

Shall we continue with another “zany grandma” tale?

My grandma has lived in the same house for over 50 years. Most of the appliances she owns are from when she bought the house. 313 more words

Four guys with Uzis

Q. Hello. Ray, here, at Paranoia Check where we say to the unzipped, the unglued, the madly awry, your crackers, your nuts, your bananas deep-fried: “If you see something, say something.” And remember: … 637 more words


Running downhill in the dark

I think it would be appropriate if I were momentarily serious while discussing my recent and actual brain surgery.

If you have had brain surgery you may be thinking “Who gives a flying burrito about… 678 more words


Everyone Loves Me

I’m a man on a mission. My sanity depends on my success. Failure is not an option. I’m on a mission to help La Flor discover her rightful place in the alt ego universe. 780 more words