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Weighty Matters

I don’t recall if I mentioned over the weekend that I ordered a scale for the cats over the weekend.  With Harrison and Anna having weight issues – Anna needs to lose some, Harrison is losing what he doesn’t have – I figured I needed to keep more touch with actual weights. 339 more words

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The diagnosis

Patient X (Not me): When I do the dishes, I tend to think out loud.
Dr. Pepperoncini: Never talk to the dishes. Even if they start the conversation. 594 more words

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Party for Two

Both Davout and Rhea have decided to start sleeping in the carrier some of the time. I had to bother him because there was something odd on his lip that turned out to be a bit of fluff. 205 more words

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Bear unzipped

Two guys are walking down a street in Iowa. To avoid lawsuits, we’ll call them the first guy and the second guy (not their real walking guy order). 584 more words

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Games Davout Plays

The best game is the feather toy game to the kittens.  Rhea drags them up and down the stairs at night, Davout loves to play with them… 32 more words

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FAQ: What is going on?

Q. What is going on?
A. Can you be more specific?

Q. What is GOING ON?
A. Ah. Good question. Now, do you mean what’s… 574 more words

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In Anna's Face

Anna is often in a poor temper, especially when she gets manhandled for medicine and the like.  Usually when being held her ears are flat scrunched down, and if you touch her when she’s annoyed she will swat you with her unclawed paws repeatedly. 151 more words

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