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The Big Screw Is Coming

I guess that last night’s primaries, which didn’t break consistently for the Dims, suddenly got The GOP’s attention.

“THIS ELECTION IS STEALABLE,” Ryan didn’t yell! “Woot-woot!,” he added. 171 more words


Because We Love a Good Retraction

Tiger Beat on the Potomac tell us that recently resigned House Chaplain Pat Conroy is rescinding his resignation, opting to stay in his position through the end of this Congress. 43 more words

Zombie-eyed Granny-starving

Paul Ryan You're Fired'ed The Chaplain!

Eddie Munster’s evil twin, PX90 enthusiast Paul Ryan of granny-starving fame, has once again poked his nose out of Galt’s Gulch and done his mistress’ bidding: he fired Reverend Patrick Conroy, who was the House chaplain since 2011. 563 more words

Zombie-eyed Granny-starving

I'd Ask For A Rewrite

If this were an episode of anything less than Benny Hill, I’d send it back for a rewrite:

HEWITT: “If one of these bigs, like if Jeff Bezos, who’s a pretty smart guy, comes in and says hey, Mr. 324 more words

Zombie Attacks

Welcome To The Swamp

The Hill:

“The Republican National Committee (RNC) is investing $250 million in an extensive field strategy aimed at retaining the GOP House majority in the upcoming midterm elections, … 373 more words

2018 Pie Fight

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Now that Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan has told us that he will not run for re-election, and that he’s confident that his district (R+5) will remain Republican, let’s meet… 37 more words

4th Reich

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Yes, somehow Tony Perkins, the leader of noted SPLC hate group the Family Research Council, was asked to lead the House in prayer. 31 more words