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Paul Ryan Popped Wood You Can See From Space

Congressman Paul Ryan and his fellow selfish SOBs will all be pleased to learn that a previously lost and unpublished Ayn Rand novel has been discovered and will soon be available: 151 more words

Zombie-eyed Granny-starving

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

That’s Rick Wiles telling us the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, you know, as a government conspiracy, and that’s why you should convert or something.

Conspiracy Theories

Home invasion for the holidays

In seasonal apocalyptic cheer news, leaders of Minnesota’s drunken zombie Santa community are calling for calm after one of their members paid an early visit to a St. 520 more words

Humor