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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Paul Ryan?

“This is a distraction. The president clearly does not respect the Second Amendment rights for law-abiding Americans. I think it would be nice if he actually focused on defeating ISIS, on calling radical Islamic terrorism what it actually is instead of talking about how he can intimidate and frustrate the Second Amendment rights of law abiding citizens.

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Guns! Guns! Guns!

The Federalist Takes A Long, Hot, Shower With...

…Zombie-eyed granny-starver Paul Ryan:

Love his politics or hate him, many women—and surely some men—swoon over the dashing good looks of House Speaker Paul Ryan. 203 more words

Snark

Paul Ryan Doesn't Understand His Job?

New Boss, Same as the Old Boss

“I think he’s proven untrustworthy on this issue . He tried to go around Congress with an Executive Order to rewrite laws unilaterally,” Ryan said.

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Immigration

When Zombies Attacked Our Cruise… (Part 2)

I was struck dumb and frozen. The scene unfolding in front of my eyes was unbelievable.

One zombie had already gotten hold of my mother-in-law and they had tremendous power that made it extremely difficult for her to tear away from them. 390 more words

My Dreams

Paul Ryan Popped Wood You Can See From Space

Congressman Paul Ryan and his fellow selfish SOBs will all be pleased to learn that a previously lost and unpublished Ayn Rand novel has been discovered and will soon be available: 151 more words

Zombie-eyed Granny-starving

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

That’s Rick Wiles telling us the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, you know, as a government conspiracy, and that’s why you should convert or something.

Conspiracy Theories

Home invasion for the holidays

In seasonal apocalyptic cheer news, leaders of Minnesota’s drunken zombie Santa community are calling for calm after one of their members paid an early visit to a St. 520 more words

Humor