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Paul Ryan is really excited, guys! He gets to fire up the ol’ Powerpoint on Windows 95 and prepare another one of his patented, unmathematical polemics to seduce the press into thinking he’s a dreamy blue-eyed wonk. 211 more words

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More Breath-Taking Lies From Noted Liar

“What they are basically saying at the Congressional Budget Office is if you are not going to force people to buy Obamacare — if you are not going to force people to buy something they don’t want — then they won’t buy it.

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Nothin' Goin' On 'Round Here

I’ve been thinking more about the story that Speaker Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver Paul Ryan tried to make Rep. Kevin McCarthy’s little joke about who is on the Russian’s Payroll an off-the-record moment: 453 more words

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Policy Wonk Doesn't Understand How Bill Becomes Law

Due to the arcane rules in the Senate, well, it seems that ZEGS might need to hold a re-vote on the Trickle-Down Healthcare Act193 more words

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Lying Liar Lies, Film at 11

This takes some brass:

.@SpeakerRyan says criticizing process of passing health care bill “kind of a bogus attack from the left.” https://t.co/W7ipx7kF0u #ThisWeek pic.twitter.com/79a2krf4He…

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Paul Ryan?

“I don’t think we learned anything new yesterday with Comey’s testimony,” Ryan said at a press briefing…”It is very clear that we’ve seen no evidence and have been presented with no evidence that Donald Trump or his staff were involved in this with the Russians,” he said.

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